Ratty and Mole welcome you

Welcome to our blog. Are you interested in:

  • Colonoscopies
  • Medicine balls
  • Turtles
  • Writing
  • Prunes
  • Hammocks
  • Mothers
  • Fathers
  • Brothers
  • Tiny nooses
  • Gams (Meaty ones and nice ones)
  • “Is that really necessary?”
  • Fucking the dog (“fudgelling”)
  • Eggs
  • Lacrosse player names
  • Diaphanous material
  • Spoonerisms
  • Grocery shopping
  • Napping
  • Messy buns
  • Brass tacks
  • Ladies Learning Code
  • Beyonce and Solange
  • Figs
  • Angora rabbits
  • Tarot
  • Acting (not actors)
  • Surliness
  • Overalls
  • Nicknames (Boring Me, Professor Bad Breath, Roomy Pants Tater HeadCrabapple Annie, etc;)
  • Wigs
  • Baby Wigz
  • Adidas Gazelles
  • Chuck Taylors
  • Taylor Swift
  • Trash talk
  • Trash TV
  • Rhubarb lady
  • Watching literally anyone eat
  • Half a sandwich
  • Crystal light
  • People covered in salt
  • Cats
  • Alphabet abs
  • Ghetto living
  • Ghetto turlets
  • Salem witch trials
  • Cubicle culture
  • HSP’s
  • Emotional check ins
  • YouTube heroes
  • Laughter yoga
  • Shoes with tassels
  • Bud Court
  • Night Court
  • Divorce Court
  • Food Court
  • Tennis Court
  • Fictional names
  • Real estate agent names
  • “Roger & Virginia”
  • After school specials
  • TV movies
  • A very special episode episodes
  • Peewee Herman
  • Fashion
  • Cookies

Then you’ve come to the right place. Actually, if you read through this entire list and aren’t interested at all you’ve still come to the right place. What IS the right place anyway… I mean… really.

CALL US WITH YOUR QUESTIONS! 1-800-RATTYMOLE.

($4.00 the first minute! $1.25 each additional minute!)

Photo on 2015-06-22 at 2.17 PM #2
Mole and Ratty

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