Sentencing (70’s MOVIES): “Mahogany”

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Mole: “Mahogany, starring Bruce Vilanch and Diana Ross, is one tedious soap opera. Thank god for Anthony Perkins and the campy modelling montage in the middle. That, along with Perkins’ tense, homoerotic fight scene with Billy Dee Williams almost saved the movie for me. Almost, but not quite.”

Ratty: “I’m embarrassed by how much I enjoyed this. I loved how Anthony Perkins gave Diana her supermodel name because Mahogany was, ‘rich, dark, beautiful and rare’. Would totally star in a reboot (tentative title: ‘Balsa’).”

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