The AlpHATEbet: D

In which Ratty draws something he hates for each letter of the alphabet and Moley takes a picture of what she hates. This week, the letter D…

Ratty: There’s nothing worse than having to sit in a chair and have someone look at you when you know you’ve done something wrong. I floss, I honestly do, but it’s never enough. If they called themselves Flossists it might help. The dentist is an exercise in confinement, shame and, in some cases, torture. It always fucking sucks.

Ratty-the letter D

Moley: I really hate the word “delicious” when it’s used to describe anything other than food. I was in an Uber the other day and the driver was engaging me in conversation. I asked him about the jazz he was listening to. He referred to it as “delicious”. I smiled politely while feeling underneath the seat for a button to eject me out of the car. To sum up, pizza is delicious, as is apple pie or a casserole. If you tell me that a voice, music, a body part or even a debt is delicious, it’s been nice knowing you.

delicious

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